Top 5 Moments of the Week (March 8-11, 2010)
Standup |
The Wallet |
George talks about Lindsay Lohan's lawsuit, and Tiger Woods kissing his wife in public. |
Forget "The Bachelor," this new reality dating show confronts the issue of gold diggers head-on! |
The Godfather of Heavy Metal recounts some of his wildest rock n' roll misadventures, including accidentally urinating on the Alamo.
Plus, Ozzy talks about what music he listens to these days, and what actor he would want to play him in the movie based on his life. (Hint: it's not Clooney... it's someone who looks even LESS like Ozzy.)

On Tuesday, George showed the real commercial for this ridiculous product, and then suggested OTHER uses for it, like stealing jewelry and giving prostate exams. The next day, the makers of Hug E Gram emailed George to thank him for his "tasteful" portrayal of their product!!
Now, George pushes the envelope to find the limits of what the Hug E Gram people consider "tasteful."

What do Barack Obama, Elizabeth Taylor and Elvis Presley all have in common? They all have Madame Tussauds wax figures. And now George is about to get one too! His figure will be unveiled on April 1 in Hollywood, and George can't wait! Literally. He CAN'T wait...

If you are in the Los Angeles area on April 1st, you can attend George's wax figure unveiling! The ceremony will take place 11am PST on April 1st at Madame Tussauds Hollywood in Hollywood, CA. Click here for museum address and directions. The first 50 fans to show up get access to a special VIP area!
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